WIDER SPECULATION IS DANGEROUS

Many Doctor Who fans are speculating as to how speculating about what other missing episodes may be out there would be harmful to their recovery. The BBC has today asked all fans not to speculate about their reasons for requesting no speculation. The chairman of the Parliamentary Select Committee on BBC Oversight, Sir Digby Fitzbois-Tightly MP, has commented: “It’s a basic rule of capitalism that you have to speculate in order to accumulate. It’s typical of the pinko socialists at the BBC to spread the idea that speculation prevents accumulation.”